hey-oo Kaaaaaat .. Chicks thread ..

kat wrote:Yeah nah really, that's why. True story! I must'ev been traumatised at soem stage by the vision of someone with 4 butt cheeks, and vowed it would never happen to me. After all, looks are everything in surfing, didn't you know....

right. sure.

go on say it kat, it's ok, this is the girls' thread...

"Because it makes me feel sexxy"

We understand.

Oh believe me, there's nothing sexy about pulling up neoprene over a bare bottom. Eh Phoam. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But you stick to your story there Groovn, it makes me sound a whole lot less....mmmmm....real

kat wrote:Oh believe me, there's nothing sexy about pulling up neoprene over a bare bottom....

wow.

you really don't understand guys do ya?

well its either the 4 bum, or double tum look, not good.
in the winter i wear a full bathing suit under wetti.

But there is one thing that I think needs an invention, because i seriously googled it alot, with no luck
and thats a SURF BRA.

yep most surf chicks are slim and lean, and not much up top.
But if you have something decent up top, its gets kinda painful to have your upper womens' endowments squashed flat (mostly due to men designing bad wetsuits)

4 bum
double tum
holy hell where have my womens breasts gone - oh look, there they are - under my armpits


WHY do we surf Phoam?????

womens breasts???? What a trippy translation tool!

I meant b00bs - can't I say b00bs?

haha.... sounds like a chinese translation of b*oobs to me kat.

man, this thread just keeps getting better.

kat wrote:

4 bum
double tum
holy hell where have my womens breasts gone - oh look, there they are - under my armpits


WHY do we surf Phoam?????

because we can't NOT surf eh.

^^^ True. So as you say, why isn't there a FUNCTIONAL range of gear to surf in that, as Groovn so delicately puts it, makes us 'feel sexxy' too....!

I want super warm, super thin and super stretchy neoprene that doesn't smell like neoprene, with a silky lining, a front zip, moulded bra cups (padded ones for me, thanks), a nipped-in waist, thigh thinners and half leg and arm zips too so I don't have to wriggle and squirm into my wettie - SO undignified. And I want it to make me look taller. And I want to pay less than a thousand dollars for it!

Is that asking so much?

kat wrote: I want super warm, super thin and super stretchy neoprene that doesn't smell like neoprene, with a silky lining, a front zip, moulded bra cups (padded ones for me, thanks), a nipped-in waist, thigh thinners and half leg and arm zips too so I don't have to wriggle and squirm into my wettie - SO undignified. And I want it to make me look taller. And I want to pay less than a thousand dollars for it!

Is that asking so much?

I think you're perhaps looking in the wrong shops. Perhaps you need to check some of the window displays next time you're on K road....

NEXT time I'm on K' Rd??

Have you been following me oldscool?

groovn wrote:

kat wrote:Oh believe me, there's nothing sexy about pulling up neoprene over a bare bottom....

wow.

you really don't understand guys do ya?

Not a clue huh Groovn?

Wow, this is getting down to the nitty gritty
What a cool thread.
I confess, I wear boy leg speedos (guys ones) under my wettie. Keeps stuff in place and makes for real easy in / out of wettie without the need for a towel
I guess it's not ethical to wonder whats on the other side of that pic eh

Hey, you're the one who said you had gone to Auckland to "see your sister"....

robc wrote:
I guess it's not ethical to wonder whats on the other side of that pic eh

LMAO just about choked on my playlunch when I read that

If you're wondering, you are likely to find her trolling K'Rd, is my bet. Ask oldscool. He'll probably tell you exactly what shift of the freak 'n' peep show she works on

Besides, I'm just trying to be helpful....

You pretty much described some of the "couture" that is available there.

kat wrote:

Is that asking so much?

I think so, but I'd like that all if possible for under $500

Hotline wetsuits are a company started and run by a woman, she designs the womens wetsuits too, or has a big say in the design.
I have had two hotline wetties, and both have been less than acceptable.
First one was a zipless neck entry, and the waist was so small that I couldn't get it over my thighs, so that went back before I could even use it.
the replacement was a 5:3 hooded, managed to get in that one, but the crotch was so long, I ended up with a long loose flap at the front fanny like it was designed for a mans' endowment to fit in.
Hood was so rigid that i couldn't turn my head or it was a fight to hold my head up while paddling, that it gave me the biggest neck strain headache.
that went back.

My Oneill psychoII is such a biartch to get off, it takes me literally 10-15 mins if I try it by myself, and exhausts me with all the inching, twisting and contorting.

My Oneill hailo, is a good fit, but the neoprene did a stretchy on me, and if i get a bit of water in it, it turns into a sloshy potato sack.

ROXY wetties are make for boobless and thighless girls, so are womens' WEST's.
Never tried a ripcurl though.

[quote="phoam"]

kat wrote:


Hood was so rigid that i couldn't turn my head

Got a couple of mates with this same problem with
their wetsuits...

kat wrote:^^^ True. So as you say, why isn't there a FUNCTIONAL range of gear to surf in that, as Groovn so delicately puts it, makes us 'feel sexxy' too....!

I want super warm, super thin and super stretchy neoprene that doesn't smell like neoprene, with a silky lining, a front zip, moulded bra cups (padded ones for me, thanks), a nipped-in waist, thigh thinners and half leg and arm zips too so I don't have to wriggle and squirm into my wettie - SO undignified. And I want it to make me look taller. And I want to pay less than a thousand dollars for it!

Is that asking so much?

here's the closest you'll come... guranteed (scroll to lower left side and look for the R3, click on women's;

The Patagonia Merino-Lined Women's R3

phoam wrote:

kat wrote:

Is that asking so much?

I think so, but I'd like that all if possible for under $500

Hotline wetsuits are a company started and run by a woman, she designs the womens wetsuits too, or has a big say in the design.
I have had two hotline wetties, and both have been less than acceptable.
First one was a zipless neck entry, and the waist was so small that I couldn't get it over my thighs, so that went back before I could even use it.
the replacement was a 5:3 hooded, managed to get in that one, but the crotch was so long, I ended up with a long loose flap at the front fanny like it was designed for a mans' endowment to fit in.
Hood was so rigid that i couldn't turn my head or it was a fight to hold my head up while paddling, that it gave me the biggest neck strain headache.
that went back.

My Oneill psychoII is such a biartch to get off, it takes me literally 10-15 mins if I try it by myself, and exhausts me with all the inching, twisting and contorting.

My Oneill hailo, is a good fit, but the neoprene did a stretchy on me, and if i get a bit of water in it, it turns into a sloshy potato sack.

ROXY wetties are make for boobless and thighless girls, so are womens' WEST's.
Never tried a ripcurl though.

the Patagonia one may be for you also phoam... they take quality seriously and all their products are designed by the surfers, climbers, kayakers, and hard core dirtbag sportos who actually use them.

Have heard good things from women back home about these suits in terms of fit and function.

Cheers for the link Groovn - my first reaction on seeing a close-up of the women's style steamer is that it makes the model look like robo-cop with b00bies

The technology is intriguing though, merino sounds looooovely. I'll go in for another look when I stop laughing.

kat wrote:Cheers for the link Groovn - my first reaction on seeing a close-up of the women's style steamer is that it makes the model look like robo-cop with b00bies

The technology is intriguing though, merino sounds looooovely. I'll go in for another look when I stop laughing.

there are far worse things than to look like robo cop with b*oobies...

informative thread so far.

phoam, there was a surfer chic on telly the other day who had designed some surfer girl gear(swim suits)...can't recall her name though..i think she was a kiwi pro surfer.

seventh wave do a custom fit suit..dunno how good they are though.

groovn...i'm a little shocked mate..mens thongs belong only on the feet. imo.

i'm with marko..commando all the way.

anyway...as you were...keep up the good work.